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Roach Demotivational Poster

JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.

TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.


TAGS: ****roach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm

MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln

BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !

COCKROACH CHURCH - "... and lead us not into Insecticide, but deliver us from the Big Boot."

TAGS: roach church
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:07 pm
Nice! If you haven't already, drop this one by religifake, fits right in teehee!


TAGS: its all in the approach
Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:41 am
no one but Haar could have captioned this so well. this is talent to the +5L level
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:37 am
Kill Mildew vol 2

Nostalgia -

TAGS: roaches wine
Rating: 2.29/5

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Sean - August 14, 2009, 1:34 pm
Yep, the roaches wouldn't touch the stuff ... those low-class little no-accouts!
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 11:44 am
LOL @ bOB!
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 11:29 am
My sommelier...beady eyed little bastard knows a fine vintage when he smells it.
rick - October 3, 2008, 5:34 pm
two-buck Chuck!!

The Oceans Cockroach -

TAGS: lobsters oceans ****roach
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:31 am
you had me searching Roach Recipes for 20mins... with little luck... but b***er and Garlic rarely a bad choice.. justsay'n
MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:14 am
Maybe but does a land ****roach taste as good slathered in garlic b***er?

"WATERBUGS" - What you call the cockroaches in your house to make yourself feel better.

TAGS: waterbug roach
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 5:07 pm
Wow, gotta call the landlord and specify which waterbug... Lol! 5L
unspokenrespect - May 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
LOL from what I understand, palmetto bugs are roaches too.
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 10:07 pm

LOL~~I decided the South wasn't for me when I discovered they only have one season: Sweaty. No, thankyouverymuch.
Airman - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm
I was visiting a relative in Shreveport when one landed on the patio table. I took Shreveport off of my future places to live
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 4:24 pm

I oince had to fly to Florida on a homicide investigation. My h**el room was infested with roaches. I called the front desk to complain. The clerk said, in her sweet southern accent, "Why honey~~those aren't ****roaches, They're palmetto bugs."

Stupid -